Ode to Apple

Apple, why do you hurt me so?

I just bought my new iPhone.

Of course it's too late to be exchanged,

falling outside your ten-day range

It's still brand new and yet, outdated.

Don't you know how long I waited-

to to get this fancy little thing

that makes me smile each time it rings?

But now you've created something better,

Oh, I was tempted to write a letter!

Twice as fast and half the price?

Come on now, that's just not nice.

For years I've been a loyal fan,

defending you as best I can.

But this might be the straw

that broke the back

of the proverbial camel:

my love for mac.

I feel so passionately about it now.

I will have to try and forgive, somehow.

See, we're made for each other, apple and me

It's not like I would ever buy a PC.